"It's my pool, and it's my duck."

OMG I want in. With Five. And Paul. Because I need to write more for Paul. .... Kay would be a lot of fun, too. So I guess there're my three.

In other news, Mom's new dresser is cleverly wrapped and disguised as a faux fireplace. Complete with bows and scarf garland. And my stocking hanging off it. Dad and I are EVIL.